I'm a closeted lesbian and a judgmental bitch

attilarrific:

Side-note, I’m such a fake fan, but I legit just noticed how HARD Jane Austen’s heroes go on ‘no means no,’ like. Darcy’s all, “One word from you will silence me on this subject forever,” and Captain Wentworth’s like, “A word, a look, will be enough to decide whether I enter your father’s house this evening or never.” (And I think Colonel Brandon does something similar, actually, but I can’t remember and haven’t got the text in front of me.) But FUCK YES.

MY GIRL JANE. Truly writing the romantic icons we deserve.

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a-majikitamaki:

yuuei’s big three (click for quality)

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bobavader:

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oldboyjensenhinglemeier:

ricochet-biscuit:

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johnmaher:

no offence but i truly hate graphic sex scenes in tv shows / movies like what’s the point it’s just awkward to watch let’s move on w the plot instead of having to listen to breathing, wet lip sounds, and fake moans for what seems like forever

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dead-men-disco:

internclarabelle:

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

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swarnpert:

musical chairs falls under the battle royale genre

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depression-healthy-carrier:

I don’t think people realize how overthinking slowly kills you, they don’t know how it can turn your mind into thoughts you wish weren’t yours

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pagetbrewstar:

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours*
anything: *makes a noise*
me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

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